Strange Things Zamboni has Not Seen

Your Country America is so weird and great, but strange!

Hardly ever seen a school being built- but so many condos!

Where are the cute baby pidgeons?

All your burgers you eat- why are not there cows everywhere?

These are mysteries for sure.

Some of your houses are so gigantic, are you having many children like 12 to fill them?

What do the people at google and twitter office actually do all day?

Where does all the old newspaper go?

Why do the homeless get all the leisure time and fresh air?

How can Starbucks never once make a bad drink of coffee?

I thank you, for I am a foriegner who loves America and is baffled.

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Wes Anderson Film for You

great zamboni like this film- it will remind you of the importance of making new friends, finding your roots, and how beautiful the italians are… and spaghetti, not pasta…

enjoY

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Great Zamboni says:

Never Dream Alone.

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Steve Seabrook to Join Zamboni on Stage!

Yes folks, the only person ever in the world who ever proved himself  as profound as great zamboni- Steve Seabrook!

Mr. Seabrook will join me great zamboni on stage at the Monkey House in Berkeley on May 20thth at 8pm.

After you see him, you will never be the same you you were when you walked in the door!

Save the date! and never dream alone!

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What are you in the business of?

Everyone is a business man or businesswoman.

I do not refer to your job or gig or occupation.

Each of us must decide what we are in the business of. Some people are in the business of spreading joy and love. Some in the business of greed, or gaining attention. Some spend energy on being victims, or angry. Sinatra was in the business not of singing, but of bringing joy and an incredible style and confidence to the world. Leonardo wasn’t in the business of painting, he was in the business of teaching mankind how to dream and then build those dreams. Rosa Parks was not in the business of riding buses but of evolving her world.

A better question next time you meet a person at a fried shrimp bonanza or a Polo match, instead of “what do you do for a living?” is “what do you want you your legacy to be?”

What are you in the business of? Why are you really here?

Great Zamboni is in the business of showing people that inside, they are the true great zambonis. He do this through laughter and provoking thoughts.

Tell me how bout you?

http://www.tcgcircle.org/2013/07/agents-of-change/

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Audience of 3

Three people at Zamboni show last night at Monkey House.

Farts.

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Where is Putin?

Zamboni has been asked, where is Vladimir Putin? The leader of the many Russians. Like all questions, I can answer this.

Vladimir called me last week and said, “hey, Zamboni, great one, I am so frickin stressed out, with the Ukraine, my blood pressure, the oligarchs getting up my ass- what should i do to deal with this stress? I tried to take a crap it was like a Piroshki of lead in there, I’m gonna blow an O-ring if i don’t-”

-Here I interrupted him. We always talk phone, never Skype (Even though Skype was developed by Estonians and hence I love this- but Putin’s stare is very off-putting, even  for me,  the equilibrious greatzamboni, so I prefer not to see his face. Even when we play Croquet I pixilate him)

“Vlad, please, take three breaths and three sips of the Kava drink I sent to you. Now three more. Feel the freeze on the lips? Yes.. Wait for it..Good, now listen.

“Okay now, here is what you do.” I sent him to a very peaceful place I like to go, when even sometimes I great zamboni needs to relax. It is a sinkhole made by a comet that came to Earth a million years ago. In it the waters are cool and will restore your balance to the earth. I sent him there.

I cant tell you where this is, to respect his privacy. But the name of the country sounds like, "Oh man!"

I can’t tell you where this is, to respect his privacy. But the name of the country sounds like, “Oh man!”

So leave him be and worry about yourself! Because there are other more important things to worry about!

Oman Pictures

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