A New Year, an Empty Head, Ready for Business

Yes Zamboneheads, I look forward this year to answering your very difficult questions. Nothing is too simple for a man as simple as I. As my first wife , a toothless rag seller from the sreets of Sharvoldnodosk was fond of telling me, “you’re a fricking idiot  Zamboni! As dense as blood pudding!”,  but she say this with such fire in eye it always make my groin tingle like a silver fish. This is the attitude in which I await your quandries.

This actually the mother of Zamboni's fleshly vehicle, J. winer. I read her mind: "This is a career?" (Actually, this woman amazing precisely because she not thinking this. She proud. Even Zamboni is bepuzzled by depth of mother's love.)



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