“What is the difference between a real woman and a real man?” Zambones is asked

The above question comes from loyal disciple Harvey from San Francisco, and I, Zamboni shall adress this soon.

But short answer is, after a long night of beet kvass drinking at Estonian circumcision or wedding, sometimes not much. Like CSNY said, love the one you’re with. Zambonesman himself spent week in himalayan cave soul-joining with a sherpa named Lapsa Alta whose gender is still a mystery to me.

But deeper answer come soon.