This question comes to Zambones from Howard in “Tuscaloosa,” somewhere.
Howard, Zambones has seen this feat, and I can assure you it take me many months to recover. So yes, it can be done, but should it? No.
Gender equality shouldn’t mean that we the sexes are the same, rather that we have equal rights and powers.
I was going to marry this sheperdess named Phillipaskova, she was very dear to me. Getting home late one night from mushroom foraging I come upon her doing this act like a football player in the backyard. Ripping open big stream with one leg propped on rusty tractor. Like Flock of Seagulls, I ran, believe me I ran so very far away.
Yes, women can rise and hold door open for you. A man can join a book club, read Jane Austen and drink white wine in discussion, but these things should not be. Let us celebrate and tolerate all types of diversity- and this is part of it.
I wish you prosperousness and that you not see what I saw-
Thank you writing to Zambones!