An old man is turning ninety, and there is a knock at the door. It is beautiful sexy woman, and she says to him, “I’m here to give you super sex! Old man says,
“I’ll have the soup”.
Zamboni hear two people in last week telling this joke. One the great Scallopini, a.k.a Joel Ben Izzy- the other no less than Jane Lynch from glee.
Everything work better in threes. Though I must admit I did not get this joke at first, as in Estonia, “in the soup” is street lingo for close and up personal to woman’s ya ya parts.