Who will win the College Football Championship?

I- great zamboni- usually do not make predictions, because if I am proven errogenous, the Devil can claim my soul. Ergo fiery pits, ergo despair, ergo sum not so fun.

But just because you only live once, I am going to make a prediction here at this very moment.

Alabama shall win their game.

Oregon shall win theirs.

The two shall meet. The Ducks will lord their feathery wonder over all.

There- and Devil, if you use your powers to sway the outcome just to claim my soul- I shall joust with you on the fields of Arden, until only one of us remains buoyant.

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