Tickets going fast for Zamboni Show!

Yes my friends, I know many of you have merely contacted me, the Great Zamboni, over the ethernet, or perhaps you have touched my garments through a security barrier- or bought a pair of my sweaty running shorts on a Japanese website- but all that can come to an end now.

Zamboni is performing live this very month in Berkeley Ca.

Thursdays, two of them. Feb 12th, 19th , at the Monkeyhouse in Berkeley.

Don’t sleep on this friends, take the hookah out of your mouth, pause Netflix, don’t go toward the light- buy these tickets now online or else you might miss it. The Monkeyhouse only fits 53 peeps, so don’t get left in the cold like a Dickensian street urchin, wandering the foggy street with chimeny dust stuck to your face begging starngers for a cup a  ‘ tay.

Get your tickets now!

http://zamboni.brownpapertickets.com/

No you can't get special treatment- buy tix online like everyone else!
No Mother T you can’t get special treatment- buy tix online like everyone else! Stop texting me!
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