Yes my friends, I know many of you have merely contacted me, the Great Zamboni, over the ethernet, or perhaps you have touched my garments through a security barrier- or bought a pair of my sweaty running shorts on a Japanese website- but all that can come to an end now.
Zamboni is performing live this very month in Berkeley Ca.
Thursdays, two of them. Feb 12th, 19th , at the Monkeyhouse in Berkeley.
Don’t sleep on this friends, take the hookah out of your mouth, pause Netflix, don’t go toward the light- buy these tickets now online or else you might miss it. The Monkeyhouse only fits 53 peeps, so don’t get left in the cold like a Dickensian street urchin, wandering the foggy street with chimeny dust stuck to your face begging starngers for a cup a ‘ tay.
Get your tickets now!
http://zamboni.brownpapertickets.com/
great zamboni 
Should I buy a ticket to assure I can be there in spirit?
Love
Sarah in New Orleans
Yes, buy 50 tickets and donate them to the Estonian Ice Sailing Team
It is reward enough hearing from you- Zamboni miss u all