What kind of name is Sepp Blatter?

This question was asked to me simultaneously by twenty three people after this FIFA czar’s name entered the Interwebspace after corruption charges into the world’s “Soccer” organization.


Sepp Blatter is a horrible name. It reminds me of a condition I came down with freshman year at Estonia Community College. In a bid to lose 67 pounds to make the curling team, I drank only red wine vinegar and ate a maxi pad every day. Wouldn’t you know that was a perfect recipe to come down with Sepp Blatter! -a painful condition causing one to, according to the Mayo Clinic, “pee very furiously, with agitation to the cerebral cortex and screaming.”


So this Sepp Blatter was re-elected to FIFA, so he may be corrupt- isn’t his name punishment enough?