This question was asked to me simultaneously by twenty three people after this FIFA czar’s name entered the Interwebspace after corruption charges into the world’s “Soccer” organization.

(http://www.wired.com/2015/05/fifa-scandal-explained/)

Sepp Blatter is a horrible name. It reminds me of a condition I came down with freshman year at Estonia Community College. In a bid to lose 67 pounds to make the curling team, I drank only red wine vinegar and ate a maxi pad every day. Wouldn’t you know that was a perfect recipe to come down with Sepp Blatter! -a painful condition causing one to, according to the Mayo Clinic, “pee very furiously, with agitation to the cerebral cortex and screaming.”

So this Sepp Blatter was re-elected to FIFA, so he may be corrupt- isn’t his name punishment enough?